dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower
"You have to take the antibiotics for them to work."
REALLY?? Thank you for telling me that I had no idea!
Now, exactly how stupid do you think I am?
Cat: *whiny meow*
Me: *imitates sarcastically*
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.